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No Sex Please, We’re British

The Barn Theatre, Southwick Community Centre.

June 15, 16, 17 & 18, 2016.

No Sex Please, We’re British

by Alistair Foot  &  Anthony Marriott

“Good clean summer fun”
– Shoreham Herald –


Directed by
Caroline Woodley


Matt Mulvay – Peter Hunter

Andrea Jones – Frances Hunter

Pam Luxton – Eleanor Hunter

Mark Best – Brian Runnicles

John Pounder – Leslie Bromhead

Peter Joyce – Superintendent Vernon Paul

John Garland – Mr Needham

Jennie Duval – Susan

Katie Marshall – Barbara

John Garland – Delivery Man


Production Crew

Stage Manager – Dave Comber

Deputy Stage Manager – Julian Batstone

Hatch Operation & Production Assistant – Graham Till

Lighting Design – Martin Oakley

Lighting Operator – Bernadette Ward

Sound Design – Bob Ryder

Sound Operation – Brian Jones

Wardrobe – Maggi Pierce

Wardrobe – Cherry Fraser

Properties & Set Dressing – Anita Shipton

Properties & Set Dressing – Di Tidzer

Set Construction & Painting – Nigel Goldfinch

Set Construction & Painting – Carl Gray

Set Construction & Painting – David Comber

Set Construction & Painting – Dave Collis

Set Construction & Painting – Sue Chaplin

Set Construction & Painting – Sheila Neesham

Set Construction & Painting – Margaret Davy

Set Construction & Painting – Gary Walker

Poster Design – Richard Joyce

Publicity – Peter Joyce

Publicity – Maggi Pierce

Publicity – Rosemary Bouchy

Publicity – Judith Berrill

Front of House – Betty Dawes


Programme Note #1: No Sex Please, We’re British

CW wrote: ” The best part of directing No Sex Please We’re British was that five new members have been recruited for Wick Theatre Comoany! They have come from Brighton, as far afield as Thakenham and three actors have slipped across the carpark from Southwick Opera and kindly agreed not to sing a note!

A huge vote of thanks to all the actors for their time, patience and infectious enthusiasm without which, under some difficult circumstances, this play might not have reached the Barn Stage.

Thanks to all the dedicated workshop and backstage teams who have created a wonderful set.

I hope all their hard work will result in an enjoyable evening for everybody ”